Instagram Captions for Girls

  1. -No, I checked my receipt. I didn’t buy any of your bullshit.
  2. -Do expect me to get pissed off when you don’t answer!? Who do you think you are!? The delivery guy?
  3. -If you treat a girl like a dog, she’s going to piss on you.
  4. -I didn’t kill anyone, jealousy did.
  5. -If you are testing my water, you better know how to swim.
  6. -I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
  7. -I swearI’ mm nice girl until you do something that pisses me off.. then the bitch will come out to play.
  8. -I want a relationship like “Tom & Jerry” fight daily, still can’t live without each other.
  9. – Cry only for cuts and stitches not for bastards and bitches.
  10. -My biggest problem? I notice everything.
  11. -It’s sad but life is full of sudden good bye’s.
  12. -I gave so much to someone who never appreciated it.
  13. -I’m a good person. But don’t give me a reason to show you my evil side.
  14. -Pay close attention to people who don’t clap when you win.
  15. -There are two reasons why we don’t trust people. First, we don’t know them. Second, we know them.
  16. -Be careful who you push away. Some of us don’t come back.
  17. -Some people are not your friend, they are just scared to be your enemy.
  18. It’s better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.
  19. When you actually matter to a person, they’ll make time for you. No lies, No excuses.
  20. Because she competes with no one, no one can compete with her.
  21. You will never be truly happy if you continuously hold on to the things that make you sad.
  22. Change your thoughts and you’ll change your world.
  23. Never be controlled by three things: Your past, Money, and People.
  24. But without the dark, we’d never see the stars.
  25. She says nothing when she wants to say everything.
  26. You can’t just come into someone’s life, make them special and then leave.
  27. One day you will find the one who makes all the others disappear.
  28. I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different. I don’t care who likes it and who doesn’t.
  29. The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.
  30. Take every chance you get in life because some things only happen once.
  31. I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.
  32. Women drivers rev my engine
  33. I like foodies
  34. Hey, I just met you, this is crazy
  35. At least this balloon is attracted to me!
  36. I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
  37. Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
  38. I woke up like this
  39. If we could only turn back time…
  40. Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
  41. Beauty is power, a smile is its sword
  42. My autobiography is this
  43. Last day of class
  44. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive
  45. Chilling like a gangster.

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