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- -No, I checked my receipt. I didn’t buy any of your bullshit.
- -Do expect me to get pissed off when you don’t answer!? Who do you think you are!? The delivery guy?
- -If you treat a girl like a dog, she’s going to piss on you.
- -I didn’t kill anyone, jealousy did.
- -If you are testing my water, you better know how to swim.
- -I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
- -I swearI’ mm nice girl until you do something that pisses me off.. then the bitch will come out to play.
- -I want a relationship like “Tom & Jerry” fight daily, still can’t live without each other.
- – Cry only for cuts and stitches not for bastards and bitches.
- -My biggest problem? I notice everything.
- -It’s sad but life is full of sudden good bye’s.
- -I gave so much to someone who never appreciated it.
- -I’m a good person. But don’t give me a reason to show you my evil side.
- -Pay close attention to people who don’t clap when you win.
- -There are two reasons why we don’t trust people. First, we don’t know them. Second, we know them.
- -Be careful who you push away. Some of us don’t come back.
- -Some people are not your friend, they are just scared to be your enemy.
- It’s better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.
- When you actually matter to a person, they’ll make time for you. No lies, No excuses.
- Because she competes with no one, no one can compete with her.
- You will never be truly happy if you continuously hold on to the things that make you sad.
- Change your thoughts and you’ll change your world.
- Never be controlled by three things: Your past, Money, and People.
- But without the dark, we’d never see the stars.
- She says nothing when she wants to say everything.
- You can’t just come into someone’s life, make them special and then leave.
- One day you will find the one who makes all the others disappear.
- I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different. I don’t care who likes it and who doesn’t.
- The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.
- Take every chance you get in life because some things only happen once.
- I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.
- Women drivers rev my engine
- I like foodies
- Hey, I just met you, this is crazy
- At least this balloon is attracted to me!
- I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
- Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
- I woke up like this
- If we could only turn back time…
- Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
- Beauty is power, a smile is its sword
- My autobiography is this
- Last day of class
- Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive
- Chilling like a gangster.
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