Instagram captions for Clever People

  1. Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?
  2. They used to shout my name, now they whisper it.
  3. Be happy in front of people who don’t like you, it kills them.
  4. Legends don’t die. I am a living example!
  5. Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away.
  6. Say Beer Can with a British accent. I just taught you to say Bacon with a Jamaican accent.
  7. These are the days we live for.
  8. Think like a proton, always positive.
  9. I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
  10. Life is short, false; it’s the longest thing you do.
  11. Work until your idols become your rivals.
  12. Some days start better than others.
  13. Either you play the game or watch the game, play you.
  14. If I say, “first of all “, run away because I have prepared research, data, charts, and will destroy you.
  15. Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny
  16. They say tongue is the strongest muscle of the body. Wanna fight?
  17. We are all born mad. Some remain so.
  18. I don’t dress up for boys. I dress up to stare at my reflection as I walk by store windows.
  19. The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.
  20. If you seek peace, then always be ready for a war

Instagram captions for Clever People

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