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  • Time is precious, waste it wisely.
  • If I was a writer I’d have a better Instagram bio quote.
  • The best of me is yet to come.
  • Gifted napper, talker, and ice cream eater.
  • First I drink the coffee. Then I do things.
  • My mission in life is not merely to survive but thrive.
  • I know I left my sanity around here somewhere.
  • In a world full of trends I want to remain a classic.
  • Words cannot express my love and passion for Fridays. The photos might help.
  • Life is short… smile while you still have teeth.
  • I always prefer my puns to be intended.
  • One of the few people on Instagram who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru.
  • Just another paper cut survivor.
  • Wondering how many miles I have scrolled with my thumbs.
  • Looking for hashtags – they look like waffles.
  • I’m best served with coffee and a side of sarcasm.
  • I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.
  • The bags under my eyes are Gucci.
  • Simplicity is the key to happiness.
  • This seat is taken.
  • I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
  • Making history, I mean… Insta stories…
  • My blood is made of coffee.
  • It’s not a phase, it’s who I am.
  • Give me the chocolate and nobody will get hurt.
  • The future is shaped by your dreams. Stop wasting time and go to sleep!
  • If you fall, worry not. The floor will be there.
  • I don’t look like this in real life.
  • Make peace with your broken pieces.
  • Why blend in when you are born to stand out.
  • Insert pretentious stuff about myself here.

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