Funny Instagram Captions

  1. Walking past a class with your friends in it.
  2. I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was Aliens!
  3. Oh, you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?
  4. I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!
  5. Weekend, please don’t leave me.
  6. When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.
  7. A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
  8. What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.
  9. If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
  10. If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.
  11. I think you are lacking Vitamin me!
  12. Friday, my second favourite F word.
  13. I had fun once, it was horrible.
  14. I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
  15. So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.
  16. Women drivers rev my engine.
  17. I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.
  18. Started from the bottom now we’re here.
  19. Say “Beer Can” with a British accent. I just taught you to say “Bacon” with a Jamaican accent.
  20. Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
  21. I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me

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