Funny Instagram captions

  1. Whenever you feel sad just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says pull
  2. You bring the alcohol I will bring the bad decision
  3. Red bull gives you wing vodka gives you 4*4
  4. Sit down we need to talk it’s time start taking me seriously
  5. Don’t be afraid it will be fun
  6. I heard your fart your secret is safe with me
  7. Oh stop you make me blush
  8. Babe I know what it looked like but she was just my friend

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