I got some fan mail recently Quote By Adele

I got some fan mail recently. It was a crispy tissue. How fucking inappropriate is that shit? A 22 year old girl, how fucking inappropriate. And then he was like, This is what I imagine when I’m having a wank. Fucking dirty old pervert. And then he was like, Let’s meet up, e-mail me. And I was like, yeah, I’m really going to come and fucking come for dinner with you and you’re wanking into a tissue and I haven’t even met you. Ha! So disgusting!—Adele